da Bazooka

Dan. 20. Chicago/Springfield, IL.
I like politics and pokemon, and parties. These are the only notable things about me. Hit me up on Snapchat: danbazooka. Or on twitter: @DanMazzuca
Who I Follow

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(via ruinedchildhood)

spillboy:

More proof that Paul Ryan is a despicable human being.

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

(via ruinedchildhood)

ourpresidents:

Lauren Bacall

September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014

Today, we honor the singular Lauren Bacall, who died yesterday at the age of 89.  She was involved in one of the most infamous incidents of Harry S. Truman’s Vice-Presidency.

On February 10, 1945, Mr. Truman attended a stage show for servicemen at the Washington Press Club canteen, and sat down to play the piano. During his performance, someone boosted Ms. Bacall onto the top of the piano, and she sat there seductively while Mr. Truman played and photographers snapped away. Mrs. Truman was not amused.

-from the Truman Library 

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

sorelatable:

when summer is almost over and you pass your school

aqua:

samuraiapplejack:

GUYS

IF HOENN IS GOING TO HAVE THESE AWESOME X AND Y GRAPHICS

WE DON’T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LAY ON THE BEACHCHAIRS ANYMORE

WE WILL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO LAY ON THE BEACHCHAIRS IN ROUTE 109

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thenintendard:

More Mega-Evolved Pokémon Set for Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire!

From The Official Pokémon Channel

"Even more Mega-Evolved Pokémon have been revealed for Pokémon Omega Ruby and Pokémon Alpha Sapphire! Meet Mega Altaria, Mega Salamence, and Mega Lopunny! Learn more about the awesome Pokémon, characters, and contests in store for your new Hoenn adventure on our site!"

politicalprof:

I am so going to get flamed for this one …