da Bazooka

Dan. 20. Chicago/Springfield, IL.
I like politics and pokemon, and parties. These are the only notable things about me. Hit me up on Snapchat: danbazooka. Or on twitter: @DanMazzuca
Who I Follow

carriosity:

life tip: don’t do group projects with your friends if you want to get anything done

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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(via teen-derp)

drwagc:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

(via ruinedchildhood)

spillboy:

More proof that Paul Ryan is a despicable human being.

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

(via ruinedchildhood)

ourpresidents:

Lauren Bacall

September 16, 1924 - August 12, 2014

Today, we honor the singular Lauren Bacall, who died yesterday at the age of 89.  She was involved in one of the most infamous incidents of Harry S. Truman’s Vice-Presidency.

On February 10, 1945, Mr. Truman attended a stage show for servicemen at the Washington Press Club canteen, and sat down to play the piano. During his performance, someone boosted Ms. Bacall onto the top of the piano, and she sat there seductively while Mr. Truman played and photographers snapped away. Mrs. Truman was not amused.

-from the Truman Library 

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

sorelatable:

when summer is almost over and you pass your school